Saturday, December 31, 2011

Monkey Waiters 12/18

I had wanted to go see the monkey waiters for some time.  The trains were expensive to get there.  Over $130 for me to and from (William would be half that fare).  So, we drove!  Tolls were ¥5,200 each way, but we got kids there, and they fell asleep on the way home.
 If you're driving to Kayabuki, just put their phone number into your GPS:

028-662-3751

They didn't open until 6 p.m.  And we got there, and the monkeys were still ASLEEP?!?  What?  Will this 'it's never what's advertised' adventures stop?  Poor LoriAnne.  I'm sure she'll remember Japan was us Americans wondering around, totally lost, not knowing what is going on!
It is on a street corner at the top of the T, so it's pretty obvious.  Small, though.  Reserve a table if you'll be later.
 There is parking a short distance away.  He came out and showed me where to go.
 I made our monkeys do the 'speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil' things.  Utsunomiya is on the way to Nikko, so this might be a fun side-trip on the way home?
 BBQ chicken means that they'll fry it at the table.  They deep-fried their gyoza, which was different.  I still ate it, but woa!  Fat intake was pretty high!
 Here's the whole party!  For awhile, when we were telling the kids, "Well, the quarry was closed, but we're going to the monkey restaurant, won't that be fun?!?"  all the boys, except Stefan would say, "YES!"  Finally Stefan said, "But I don't want to eat monkey."  We explained that they bring you your wiping cloth/napkins and drinks, and therefore are the waiters, not the entrees!
 She came out in a mask!  That was weird, but they immediately pulled it off.
 She did stilts walking.
 Walked around on a ball,
 They tried to have the kids toss the rings to her.
 They let the kids play with her baby...  that made her nervous.  As soon as she jumped on me, they said (in English, and in a desperate tone), 'Don't TOUCH!"

 They didn't say we couldn't take pictures!!!
 He would tell them that their hands were like their hands.
She came over twice to ensure nobody was hurting her baby.

When we left, she made a run for the door.  Stefan, in the lead, tried to stop her.  She tried to bite, but caught his sweater sleeve instead, then couldn't unhook her one tooth from it.  A lot of shaking happened.  Then she went and hid in a tree.  Nobody was hurt.  :)  LoriAnne and I giggled and giggled.  We're entrusted with the lives of our friends/relatives children, and this is what we do... MONKEYS!
Our highlights:

Utsonomiya 12/18

Utsunomiy is known for its gyoza.  That's the pasta wrapped dumpling that the Japanese fry up.  Well, we never got to a gyoza restaurant.  I wanted to go see the Monkey waiters at a restaurant.  So, we took the day to go up.
Well, we got lost.  Well, the GPS took us an unfortunate way.  We ended up in a tunnel under most of Tokyo.  So much for letting LoriAnne sight-see!  We knew we were 'in the area' but couldn't find this freakin' place.  We asked directions at a convenience mart, looked at a road map for the area in a park, and where we stopped for lunch.  FINALLY we made it!
I have seen the Ohya Stone Museum on tours before.  A part of it is a huge quarry that is underground.  You are in a vast room that was a quarry.  They've used it for movies.  Well... 
Even though this sign says it isn't closed until 12/23, it was...

So, we took pictures from the road.  We told the kids the earthquake had made it unstable.  If I could read the sign, I would know.  I just want you to know that the English website had not been updated!

Here's the road.

I thought this side of the entrance looked like an indian head.  With 4 kids in the car, it felt like we drove all the way to the Dakotas....

Just around the corner was this wonderful monument area.

Stone is common here.  This stone is a green tuff, which was formed by a volcanic eruption 20 million years ago.  It is easy to cut.

 The shop on the left was fun.  The ladies gave freebies to the kids.  We had ice cream there.  They sold everything from stone (they had the walls done with the different textures available) to souvenirs.  They kept giving the kids kleenex to wipe their noses!  We'd been running outside, and they were runny!
 This is one of the Gods.  It might be wind, but how his sash is blowing.  He is on one side of the entrance to the temple.
 William and Dougie washing their hands to purify themselves.  We'd really need to dunk the whole body and pour water down their throats, but this'll do.  There's video of them doing this and ringing the bell.
 Monkey see, monkey do!

Here's the video!

 The temple is built into the rock wall.  You see the roof to the bottom left.
 And here's the temple from below.
 It was cool looking!
 A shot with the tree in it.
 William and Stefan.
 little stone buddhas.
 Wm in the shrine area.
 They said no pictures inside.  I thought they meant in front of the wooden shrine's goddess.  Nope.
 They also meant in this room, where buddhas are cut into the rock.
 We got to go into a tiny museum where this man's remains were.  I don't know the story.  It's that whole reading Japanese thing.  I am illiterate!
A pretty little pond with some ice on it.  It sure was cold!
They revere their old trees.  I loved this pine!
The bridge.
I thought she was beautiful
Always little shrine things on the other sides of bridges, it seems!
LoriAnne and Ian.
I couldn't decide which one I liked better.
Nor could this buddha decide.
Pagoda!
Going through a quarried portion of the area.
The closed room inside would have been HUGE compared to this small place, but it is representative how the stone slabs just come out.  That inside place has 20,000 square meters in one room of space.  Sure would have liked to have seen it.
Heiwakannon- Goddess of Peace.  She was carved after WWII.
Supposedly she is carved out of the wall of the opening of the mine of Ohya stone.  It's been awhile...  She is 27 meters tall.
It's all about the Buddhas here!
More quarried areas near.
And more... maybe I don't miss having had to walk 60 meters underground to see the other one, after-all!
William is in the orange coat up by her left arm.
The back-light on this natural grass here was beautiful.
Spun around, and here's the Goddess from afar.
More quarry pics.
And more....  
Below, you see one of the 'cute' things about Japan.  It's a roadside work barrier holder!  Tee hee!  If only they'd make some darned SIGNS to let people know where to go.  Maybe it's that illiteracy thing again...